Thursday, May 22, 2008

Ocean Sunfish



The Ocean Sunfish, otherwise known as Mola Mola.

I went on a long distance (2 days & 2 nights) ocean bird watching trip a couple of weekends ago and at about 100 miles offshore we came across a couple dozen of these guys. Weird looking fish they are. They were eating the large jellyfish that were also out in this area known as Tanner's Bank. A good fish to name a sailboat after.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Opening Day Regatta



We led the fleet for the first 2 1/2 hours but we lost the lead and finished in second place. A good race and a fine party afterwards.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Monday, April 14, 2008

Friday, March 14, 2008

A Day at the Races

There we were, on the first leg of the first race, close hauled on port tack, among the leaders after a nice start, Dave at the tiller, Ross sitting on the cabin top to hike moderately hard. In response to nothing in particular (the wind was steady, the water flat) Ross adjusted his position — only slightly, but enough to lose his balance, fall backwards through the companionway, strike the back of his head on the coaming, and fall to the bottom of the boat, knocked unconscious for just a few seconds.

Ai yi yi! Yet he came to almost right away and answered repeated insistence that we should return to the dock with repeated refusal. He lay there a while and, after we were both satisfied that he had recovered, we went on to…win the race. We were third around the first mark (after our little "moment" led us to overstand it), but passed both boats ahead of us on the downwind leg, and stayed ahead on the second upwind and downwind legs.

Naturally, in the second race I asked Ross whether he would be willing to knock himself unconscious again, since it seemed to work so well for us, and would you believe it? He said no! Whatever happened to taking one for the team? This race, the most he was willing to do was whack his arm hard enough against a bulkhead to raise a lump and, predictably enough, we only came in third. That result had nothing to do, of course, with the helmsman making bizarre decisions on downwind legs.

And so it went. Our worst finishes came when Ross merely cracked a fingernail or almost (but not quite) fell overboard (a fifth, out of ten, in both cases). Once again, of course, the helmsman's tactical decisions and performance could not be faulted.

In the fifth and final race, Ross was kind enough to wrench his knee, and so our performance improved — we finished third once more. And so, a third place finish over all, with no one (permanently) hurt and nothing damaged (except for the other boat in the collision I didn't tell you about, in which of course we were blameless.)

Ah racing!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Tea Party - Raven Riddle



`You should learn not to make personal remarks,' Alice said with some severity; `it's very rude.'

The Hatter opened his eyes very wide on hearing this; but all he said was, `Why is a raven like a writing-desk?'

`Come, we shall have some fun now!' thought Alice. `I'm glad they've begun asking riddles.--I believe I can guess that,' she added aloud.

`Do you mean that you think you can find out the answer to it?' said the March Hare.

`Exactly so,' said Alice.

`Then you should say what you mean,' the March Hare went on.

Wetsuits are for Wimps

Went for my first ocean swim/bodysurfing of 2008 yesterday. Waves were great. Water was a chilly 59. It took me about 10 minutes to get "all in' but it was worth it!

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Full Wetsuit Required

http://www.surfline.com/video/video_player/video_player.cfm?id=13885

Thursday, February 14, 2008

We've worked out the kinks


fluffie has her equipment cooperating and lbilightnin' has found his invites so now we are ready to roll

only .15 miles to go??? oh come on!!!!

Saturday, February 02, 2008

SunfishGirl ! & SunfishBoy ?

Congrats to Sunfishgirl for a great end of the season climb up the ladder to beat msmollin and all those other runners. Let's keep it going in 2008. I have taken up the challenge and logged in my first 1.8 miles yesterday. We are un-officially the MSYC - Crabbing - YankeeSwap - cats & dogs - soccer/football - kilt wearing - Bosox - rummy - surfing and running w/ipod society.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Boat Builder races to finish



click on title to read fascinating story...

Friday, January 04, 2008

Working at home


How am I supposed to print?


No problem!

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Good News

No more verification strings when posting something new!

Friday, December 28, 2007

I've done it; Have you?

I have my renewed ISCA membership card - sail # 80015. It is proof that I have joined over 1900 other sailors in support of the Sunfish Class. Being a member entitles me to race at World Championship events.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

cher and cher II (aka puffin)

I Want a Million Points!

 

Meet Cathy of Encinitas, California, who tells me she visits LBI every other year. While in California, she adds, she can always tell if a person she meets is from New Jersey by the reaction to her sweat shirt.
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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Let’s Talk About Sailing

You may recall that back when the fires were raging, Emma and I were evacuated and wound up taking Raven and Nemo on a little “stationary sail.” Here’s what it looks like when dogs are at the helm:

 

But while we rested at port under canine command, I found I liked the boat so much that I had to take it out for some actual sailing. So Ross and I went out last week from San Diego Bay, rounded Point Loma, went out to sea a bit to avoid the kelp beds, then tacked back and forth to fetch the opening to Mission Bay. Didn’t quite make it all the way, but so what, when we spent an entire day that looked like this:

 

Plus we got to make a daring hat-overboard rescue, saw a mysterious wave moving against the swell that may have been the wake of a blue whale but probably wasn’t, drank some beer, and got to wear shorts in November.

We covered a total of about 18 nautical miles CMG (a shiny copper to anyone who can say what that stands for) and returned in darkness (sunset at 16:44, and sailing after dark is a treat in itself). Too slow? Not for my tastes; give me a brisk six knots any time!
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Better Them Than Me, Part Two

We all love sailing, but face it: sailboats are kinda slow. So perhaps we should all try the airborne sport demonstrated in the video at this link. Or maybe not! I don’t think there’s any camera trickery here — just some insane people who can’t buy insurance.

P.S. Beat MsMolin! Go Ex-Pats!

Monday, November 26, 2007

As Long As We're Not Talking About Sailing

Look to the Monday/Tuesday Men's Fall '07.

Ex-Pats rule! Especially over our arch rivals, Egan's OPT!

Friday, November 16, 2007

it's a horse race

in the absence of any sailing related news, we must turn our attention to the Nike+ challenge to your left, in which the race has tightened up to be a mere 10 miles separating 3 of the top 5 contenders ("ElizabethAnn" doesn't count because rumor has it that "ElizabethAnn" is actually a robot). Sunfishgirl, it's time to pick up your pace and leave msmollin behind!

Monday, October 22, 2007

These are not clouds

Here's the view from the end of my street. It's all smoke from one of the many fires buring in San Diego Country right now. For the time being, it appears that this fire is buring a little south of us and moving from east to west. More to come....
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Sunday, October 21, 2007

Believe


This picture may look alot like last week's picture, with the only difference being my Red Sox Nation citizenship is far more obvious. Today it was 82 and much lighter winds. We discovered that Hingham Harbor becomes very Barnegat Bay-like at low tide. About a foot deep in some areas. With a mucky bottom that almost sucked me in up to my knees. Today we made it out all the way to Boston Harbor and back.

Monday, October 15, 2007

So this is sailing in New England in October

Yesterday we went out in 15-20mph winds. As soon as we made it out of the more or less protected Hingham harbor into the more open Hingham Bay, there were huge waves and white caps so we quickly surfed back to Hingham harbor (wheee!) and had a fine time sailing back and forth in relatively warm conditions without capsizing.

Sunday, October 07, 2007



"I will not drive over the speed limit."
"I will not drive over the speed limit."

Sunday, September 30, 2007

We did it!



Captain and crew

OK so we didn't really have all of the rigging figured out... next time! You can see Boston in the distance.

In the parking lot after the sail, wondering if we will be able to unstep the really huge mast without breaking everything.

Friday, September 21, 2007

2007 Crabber of the Year

Nominations are now open.


I nominate...myself:

caught, barehanded, 1 sandcrab.

devoured, 2 crabcake sandwiches.

watched, 1 SpongeBob SquarePants episode featuring Mr. Krabs.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Poor Little Rhode Island LBI'er


I know you all want to see real pictures of Cher II, but for now...

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Puffin


The lengths some people will go to have something to blog about....

Friday, August 24, 2007

Rounding the Mark



Grey sky & pretty sails.

A year of planning, and they picked this week???

For those of you who have left the NJ region, here's a brief description of the weather in relation to the 2007 Sunfish World Championship race schedule:

Saturday, 8/18 - travel day - warm and sunny;
Sunday, 8/19 - practice race - dark and drizzly;
Monday, 8/20 - first race day - rain;
Tuesday, 8/21 - second race day - LOTS of rain;
Wednesday, 8/22 - third race day - overcast and rain;
Thursday, 8/23 - last race day - overcast and rain, skies clearing by nightfall;
Friday, 8/24 - boat return - warm and sunny.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Catch a Wave and You're Sittin on Top of the World

Today, August 1, 2007 Caroline and I each caught waves and rode them. Standing. 2 or 3 each. The water today was better than I have ever experienced on LBI.

Bumper Sticker Question

How do I transfer a cell phone picture (LBTBP on a Prius parked on Torrey Pines Rd, San Diego) to a computer? Do I need a fancy USB cable? That's Long Beach Township Beach Patrol, baby!

Sunday, July 22, 2007

The Boy Who Lived?


Vanessa and I went to the local bookstore's midnight Harry Potter party last night and by 12:30 we had our books. By 1:30 Vanessa was already chapters ahead of me (she started reading in the car while I drove home). I went to bed. When I woke up at 7:30 Vanessa was still awake and about 3/4 through the book. By 9:00 am she had finished the story of Harry Potter.

I'm on chapter 7. Don't anybody tell me anything.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

My old daggerboard




If you ever wondered what the inside of your daggerboard looked like, there are about 40 of these metal rods that are really hard to saw through! Which sort of explains why they are so expensive. When I first broke the end off I could see the two metal thingies in the top picture and thought "No sweat I can saw through those!" Only of course to have it turn into a much harder project. But now I have a brand new daggerboard with silly rope handle and one patented custom Barnegat Bay length daggerboard.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Soliciting Opinions


Captains: What do we think of the Vanguard 15?

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Emma's New Favorite Place


Wow! An entire museum in Germany, dedicated to Dance Dance Revolution!!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Got Miles?

Why isn't Sunfish Girl in the top 4? It's too much work to scroll down.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

So This Is What Life Is Like

I was on my way to work last Friday when all of a sudden an object flew off a truck ahead of me and hit the windshield of my Prius. I didn’t see any immediate damage and thought perhaps it had hit the roof, but acutally it had hit the exact edge of the windshield, so that it was only on the drive home that cracks appeared, spreading long and fast.

So, time to get a new windshield. I called a glass company, which said it would send a guy out on Monday, but when Monday came the company called back saying the guy was sick and the supplier didn’t have the proper windshield and would Tuesday be ok? While my mind asked, Do I have a choice? my mouth said Sure, and for the Monday I swapped cars with Emma, thinking that she had a scant mile to drive to her job, and on local roads at that, so the cracked windshield was unlikely to present her any problems. Oddly enough, I was unequivocally right for a change.

That left me driving the old Accord to Irvine and, saints be praised, it got all the way there. And all the way back, too, but at the beginning of the drive back… it happened. Just south of the 5-405 merge (if you happen to know the area), where the traffic always settles down to a sedate seven or so miles per hour, I saw it. One lane to the left, one position ahead of me, a car with an LBI sticker on its bumper. I immediately reached for my camera, which I always keep in the arm-rest compartment between the front seats expressly for this purpose, and I realized:

I’m in the WRONG CAR!!! AAAAaaahhhhhhhhhh!

Oh well. At least the glass people came on Tuesday, and the Prius looks awfully nice without any cracks in its windshield……

Friday, June 22, 2007

Daggerboard change



Notice the new daggerboard design. "The daggerboard mold was modified after a sailor lost a finger tip slamming the previous style daggerboard with the large opening and blue rubber stops and the stops broke off."

However, "In the course of the redesign of the mold, the shape of the part of the board that extends beneath the hull and its length were inadvertently changed slightly." Rendering the new daggerboard "class illegal".

Why do we care? Be careful slamming your daggerboard I guess!!!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

I like this rule

However, a boat not racing shall not be penalized for breaking one of these rules, except rule 22.1.

22.1 If reasonably possible, a boat not racing shall not interfere with a boat that is racing.

How are you going to penalize a boat not racing?

Force them to play one round of

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

My Second Favorite Racing Rule

Rule 45 (and, once again, italics mine):

"A boat shall be afloat and off moorings at her preparatory signal. Thereafter, she shall not be hauled out or made fast except to bail out, reef sails or make repairs. She may anchor or the crew may stand on the bottom. She shall recover the anchor before continuing in the race unless she is unable to do so."

On the bottom of what? My first thought was the bottom of the boat, in which case I hope the crew can hold its breath and has a finely tuned sense of balance (as well as a finely tuned sense of the absurd). So I guess it means the bottom, as in where the water meets the underlying muck, which isn't of much use if you're racing out in the Pacific or anywhere else that the water's more than seven feet deep (there's that crew holding its breath again).

On the other hand, the latter interpretation works fine if you happen to be sailing Sunfish in Barnegat Bay. I can't wait for August!!!!

In any case, I hope "she" recovers her crew along with her anchor.....

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Sunday Morning Birding



standing from left: Ross, Terry, Trent, Barbie, Guy, Gjon, Shellie (in shorts!), Eitan, Lea, Matt
seated: Lauren
June 10, 2007
La Jolla Cove
Sunday morning, 10June, was a pleasant 59 degrees at 7 a.m. at LaJolla Cove, however, calm winds and seas made for few seabirds for more than 15 birders lined up at telescopes behind Stan’s Bench - but no puffins or guillemot…. and no Stan (!!). A few far-distant Sooties were spotted, but otherwise nothing much was happening until Guy McCaskie called out “Brown Booby!” and all present watched it fly in and over and around the myriad kayaks on the glassy water for more than five minutes. The young bird settled on the water a few times and made at least one booby-like plunge dive before turning back and heading south. Photo by Sue Smith

My 360th San Diego County Bird.

Friday, June 08, 2007

The King of Lightnings

Back in the day, when we were Lighning sailors with the Surf City Yacht Club, we sailed against some pretty big names in the Lightning Class. There was one guy though who dominated for a decade or more. His name was Bruce Goldsmith. Occasionally Jack or Howard would beat him (epecially when the race was on Barnegat Bay) but Bruce Goldsmith was king. He was known as the "Living Lightning Legend." Unfortunately he died last week in a sailing accident during a race on Lake Erie. There has been a lot written about him the past few days but I just wanted to forward one story I read that I think tells much about the kind of guy he was as well as the talent he has as a sailor....



Bruce, with his luminous charisma was the life of every party. Everyone felt they were Bruce's friend- and they were. He had the amazing knack to make anyone feel special, welcome and a part of the gang.

But perhaps what was most extraordinary about Bruce was his ability to "keep it all in perspective". No matter what was happening around him, Bruce made sure he held everything in perspective. It seemed that for Bruce, life was always too short to not enjoy it to the fullest... and that was his greatest talent and lesson for all of us.

In one race, a “number” of years ago, Bruce taught us many lessons, but again, "perspective" was the most valuable lesson. I was crewing with my brother in a Lightning North Americans and we were super deep, with a whole 2 boats behind us, in the last leg of the last race. ..We were struggling with the whole "keep it all in perspective" thing for sure. Interestingly enough, Bruce was just ahead of us (that would make him 3rd to last!) and evidently he could tell we were struggling with "perspective" and needed some coaching. Bruce turned around, opened up his cooler and smiled. "C'mon guys, lighten up a bit. It’s just a race." and he chucked us 3 beers.

We then watched Bruce round the leeward mark and proceed to sail through the fleet that last weather leg, nailing one shift after another, sailing around one boat after another...until he worked his way back to the top 5 .

What you need to appreciate is that with that top 5 finish, Bruce and his team sailed themselves back into the lead, the overall win and Bruce's 4th Lightning North American Championship victory.

Have I Forgotten Something?

Let’s see: car keys — check. Glasses… Damn! I have five pairs of glasses and I can never… Oh, there’s a pair. Wallet, phone — check. Account of the final day in the May regatta… Oops!! Well, some things I try to forget….

Actually, the day didn’t start all that badly. There was a good breeze, and current was not a factor, although there was kelp. We had a good start in the first race, sailed a solid upwind leg, and rounded the mark in first place, with Clay a short distance behind. Alas, we went right and he went left, and left turned out to be the better side; Clay edged us at the finish by about a foot. Still, we were in pretty good shape, now tied overall with the Matts (who took a distant third), only a point behind Clay, and sailing pretty well.

In the second race we got an even better start, hitting the line right at the starting gun but forcing Clay outside of the committee boat. In the early going we led, but we seemed to sail more slowly than other boats. Did I mention there was kelp? There was so much that a person of about Caroline’s weight could probably have walked across the bay. We’d snagged some, although we took a while to realize it. Finally, Ross checked the rudder, removed a small forest from it, and we instantly sped up, but by this time Clay and the Matts had caught us.

Even so, it was still very much a race, until…. We reached what should have been the lay line, tacked onto starboard, and watched as Clay’s wife sailed a collision course on port (and in her own boat, not Clay’s), blithely ignoring us. We hailed her, but by the time she responded, it was too late — we had to point into the wind to avoid a collision, came to a stop, and watched our competition sail away. By the time we got going again we could no longer stand the mark and had to make a couple of extra tacks. The result: Clay took first (again), and we almost caught the Matts, but ended half a boat length behind them, somewhere in the middle of the fleet.

I don’t think she did it on purpose….

Two more races remained, but by this time the regatta was pretty much settled. Not that we accepted our fate. For the third race the race committee responded to changing wind by changing the starting line a bit. The new line favored a port-tack start from the pin end, and we attempted it, but the kelp was so think at that end of the line that we couldn’t maneuver as freely as we would have liked. The result: I seem to recall that we sailed upwind and down, and ended just behind the Matts, with Clay in first. Fourth race: starboard-tack start, but otherwise ditto. And in the end, I’ve got a new third-place plastic boat to add to my trophy fleet.

Got those Fran Temme blues….. But June’s coming up!

Friday, May 18, 2007

It Doesn’t Get Any Closer Than This

With two evenings of racing behind us and two to go, the Delta Force were ahead, but it was known that they would miss evening three and so put themselves out of contention. That left things to us, the Matts a couple of points behind us, and Clay a couple of points behind them. (“The Matts,” by the way, are two guys who usually sail together and who both happen to be named Matt.)

It was a tricky evening — another one with strong current and moderate wind that lightened as time passed. With the current against us on the upwind leg, the right side was heavily favored. That’s because the course was set up so that “the right side” constituted a narrow corridor along the Harbor Island shoreline, and the current there was relatively weak owing to friction with the land. You’ve all been there, and so I trust you can picture the very large rocks along that shore. I hope Tom (the Harbor Sailboats owner) wasn’t watching.

Because one side was so heavily favored going upwind (and, for that matter, the other side going down), tactics were reduced to a minimum. You were either on the correct side with clear wind, or you weren’t. Which meant either you got a good start or you didn’t.

We didn’t. No excuse to offer; I just wasn’t reading the line right. To clear our wind in the first race, we initially went left, and every time we tried to go right, someone tacked on top of us and we had to go left again. We battled with the Matts, but somewhere way, way ahead of them and us was Clay. He had gotten to the right. The result: Clay first, Matts fifth, us sixth.

We actually sailed quite well once we got off the line and found some clear air, particularly downwind, which turned out to be a pretty good thing in the second race. Again, a good start for Clay and a mediocre start for us. We were somewhere in the middle of the fleet (eight boats this particular evening, by the way) at the upwind mark, but then we passed boats on the downwind leg. Clay ended in first, but we were second, with the Matts perhaps a foot behind us. Very tense!

Then races three and four were really between Clay and the Matts. Somehow I wasn’t hitting the starts well and that threw off each entire race. But in each, Clay and the Matts were feet apart, doing everything they could to press rules advantages and gain an edge. Both races ended with the Matts first, Clay a hairsbreadth behind in second, and us in comfortable third (not threatening them, but no one else threatening us either).

And so, with one evening’s racing left, we have three boats within one point — the Matts are ahead, Clay is three-quarters of a point behind them, and we’re one-quarter of a point behind Clay. It all comes down to Tuesday!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Ordinance about ordnance



After removing 1,111 pieces of potentially explosive military ordnance from the sand and surf, the United States Army Corps of Engineers is ready to declare the beaches here (Surf City) and in neighboring Ship Bottom safe and recommend that they be reopened in time for Memorial Day.

So, once the State Department of Environmental Protection approves, the “Beach Closed” signs will come down. But in their place will be new signs prohibiting beachgoers from using metal detectors or digging deeper than a foot into the sand. These “land-use controls” will be posted at every entrance and on every lifeguard stand along the 1.4 miles of affected beach on Long Beach Island.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Better Them Than Me

Those of you who remember some challenging Sunfish conditions last summer may be amused to watch this — Laser racing, San Francisco Bay, 40 knots!

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Whew… That’s More Like It

Our May regatta began back on the 1st, and if last week passing without a blog entry seemed somehow suspect, then you’re right: I chose not to write about a performance with which we weren’t all that happy. Fortunately, we made amends last night, and so I can scribble away once more.

First, the 1st: It was one of those bizarre evenings when there’s massive current and little wind. So little, in fact, that we could only manage to get in two races. What’s more, there is (perhaps was?) another rental organization on Harbor Island that sponsored its own series of Capri 22 races, but it seems to have disbanded, and a couple of their racers have joined our club. So the honor of our club was at stake: We had to put these new guys in their place.

Or not! The Delta Force (ok, we introduced ourselves to them, and they introduced themselves to us, and we forget their names, and they forget our names, but they’re nice guys and they sail in a boat called Delta) managed to pin us a bit at the start, but we held even with them up the first leg. As we converged on the upwind mark, I misread the current and had to make an extra tack. Clay it was who actually reached the mark first; the Delta Force slipped ahead of us; after an uneventful downwind leg, that’s the order in which we finished.

Then came the second race, in which the Delta Force got most of the way up the first leg just as the wind absolutely died. They had enough momentum to round the mark; now the current would carry them to the finish even without benefit of wind, while it pushed the rest of us in the wrong direction. Boats painstakingly worked their way far above the ordinary lay line, turned for the mark, only to have the current, in the absence of any wind, sweep them below the line again. It was pretty funny when it happened to other boats and not so funny when it happened to us. The Delta Force finished the race half an hour before anyone else rounded the upwind mark, Clay finished third, and we ended up (yikes!) eighth.

But that was then and this is now.

Last night, Ross got there early, we talked about things we needed to change, we sailed a bit, judged the wind and current, and mapped our strategy. Once the first race finally started, we got a fine start, and reached the first mark third, with both Clay and the Delta Force well behind us. (Clay, in fact, was trying desperately to stave off an unaccustomed last-place showing, and — forgive me my weakness, but I loved it — the screaming at the top mark between his boat and the other contender for last was, I think, audible in Tijuana.) We sailed a fine downwind leg, passed the two boats, and finished first.

Second race, we were in position for another good start, but apparently crossed the line about a second early. At least, the race committee thought so. Two other boats did as well (cross early, that is), one of them Clay. We came back, cleared the line, sailed a solid upwind leg and, by the time we reached the upwind mark, we were back in the thick of things. Perhaps a little too thick. We approached on port, another boat approached on starboard, we judged that we could reach the lay line just in time to tack, but we found that a third boat was pretty much head to wind at the upwind mark, stalled. Bozos!

We had no choice but to halt our tack to keep from hitting him, and the only legitimate boat of the three struck us, his bow banging our outboard engine. (And why does that count? I don’t want that stinking thing on my boat anyway!) Yet we were third around the upwind mark, easily passed the head-to-wind laggards, and bore down on the leaders — the Delta Force. As we neared the finish line, we were gaining seriously and you could see panic on their faces. But then, at the last minute, we did our penalty turn and dropped from second to fourth. We probably didn’t sail best in the first race; we unquestionably sailed better than anyone in the second. First and Fourth. Go figure.

On to the third race, the last and a three-legger. We approached the first (upwind) mark in third place — Delta Force in first, and Clay rounding the mark as we approached. He’d had a horrible night — tenth and eighth so far. Every time we were in earshot of him, he was calling a foul on someone. Anger will vent itself. Now it was our turn. He was on starboard and we on port, and although we were well clear of him, he turned in our direction, turned away, and called a foul. The putz.

But this isn’t the American judicial system (if, in the Bush era, we still have one). When you’re accused of a foul, you have to prove yourself innocent. So what a thing it is to have Houdini on board, working his escape artistry. As we sailed downwind on the second leg, Ross noticed that Clay’s inexperienced crew, while winging the jib, had extended his leg outside the lifeline. Oops! That’s a foul. You call one on us, we’ll call one on you.

So, at the downwind leg, the Delta Force were first, Clay was a close second, we were a close third. No one else (out of, I don’t know, ten boats total) mattered. DF and C went right; we went left. Their mistake. It was as if we were sailing in a dream. At one point Ross asked if I wanted to change the sail trim, but I knew all he really wanted was to hear me say (as, in fact, I did), “No, this is perfect!” We crossed in front of them and finished first.

So now we’re in good shape. We were first on the night, and although the Delta Force remain a few points ahead of us overall, they will miss next Tuesday’s racing (I genuinely regret to say it) and so put themselves well out of the running. That leaves us and Clay, and we’re comfortably ahead. More news next week!